Loud is a discipline.
It takes more decisions, not fewer. The work earns the room it takes up.
We said minimal. We meant it as a vibe. The work does whatever it wants.
§ 01 · Studio
hardly.minimal is a design studio that makes things that get noticed. Brands and visual systems that don't apologize for existing.
If you wanted forgettable, you came to the wrong place.
It takes more decisions, not fewer. The work earns the room it takes up.
Pick a typeface, you picked a stance. We pick the loud ones on purpose.
Especially the kind that calls itself taste. Commit instead.
If your palette can't lose, it can't win. We use the ones that risk something.
Minimal is what's left when you ran out of opinions. We don't run out.
#F1ECE4 · the blank oneConsensus is forgettable on purpose. We don't design by committee.
The ones you remember showed up loud and stayed loud.
There's no safe option to fall back on. That's what you're paying for.
One typeface. Two axes. Drag the sliders to shape it. Our voice has range. We use all of it.
It removes everything interesting and calls it restraint.
Blank canvas earns more than that.
It uses it.
All of it, when it has to.
Then it ships.
The name was a warning. You missed it.
We design brand identity, wordmarks, motion design, campaigns, and visual systems that don't apologize for existing. Anything that has a voice and needs it turned up.
It's our answer to a real problem: what happens when you make content without us? Every brand we build ships with Brand in the Machine, a prompt system designed for the tools you actually use. Midjourney, ChatGPT, Claude, whatever. Not the generic kit an app spits out. The one with your point of view baked in, so the 11pm version still sounds like you.
It is. We named ourselves hardly.minimal and then made the loudest work we could. Consider it a thesis statement. The name is the joke, the work is the punchline.
Contact us. Tell us what you're building, who it's for, and why “polite” isn't the right answer. We'll come back with how we'd attack it.
Founders, brand leads, and creative directors who'd rather be the brand that gets talked about than the one that gets filed. If “tasteful and forgettable” is the brief, we're the wrong studio.
Independent studio. Small by design. You get principal-level work because there's no junior to hand it off to.
Depends what you're after. A Brand Sprint is two weeks flat, fixed price. Ongoing work runs on a retainer. Everything else is scoped to the actual work. We dig into it, then come back with a real timeline. No guessing, no scope creep dressed up as a timeline.
We do the brand. Our sister studio unweby builds the site that actually does it justice. They're as opinionated as we are. You'll like them.
§ 07 · Noise
Bring us something loud. The inbox is open.